"New Lost F'd-Up World of Sea Creatures"

You can File this directly under "Shit I Wouldn't Touch With a Ten-Foot Pole". First of all, i'd never go anywhere known as an "Abyss". Even if it was a Strip Club. (*note to self: "Abyss" would be a terrific name for a Strip Club being they are mostly dark, creepy, and full of stickyness). Researchers have found a new " Lost World" deep in the Southern Ocean, with tons a creepy shit with names like "Yeti Crab" a.k.a. "The Dont Fuck with Me Crab", b.k.a. "Deadliest Catch, My Ass!" and an unknown type of Octopus , which that fact alone should scare the shit out of you. Courtesy of http://earthsky.org/


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UPDATE 1/6/12: Scientists have now renamed the Yetti Crab, to "The Hoff" crab..after their odd, hairy chest, apparently resembling David Hasselhoff's in the hit show "BayWatch". I just thought it was because the crabs used Canned-Tan while eating cheeseburgers shitfaced on the ocean floor, but who knows.