OK, well actually Hostess filed for bankruptcy protection, but SAME THING. Times a tough. Its worse when the creator of what could be the most popular snack cake around has to resort to Chapter 11. Hostess is blaming its problems with pension and medical benefits. Bull Shit. There has to be more to this, i believe that's just the yellow cake...i want the cream filling, if you catch my drift. It could be sabotage....thank about it it....Captain Cupcake (seen far left) never got the attention that he deserved, it was always about Twinkie the Kid...Twinkie this, Twinkie that. So he get the rest of the gang involved..pulls them in one by one. First he grabs Chauncey the Ho-Ho. Its a no brainer Chauncey would go against Twinkie the kid, they've had many issues in the past. First there was that time back in 58', when Twinkie stole his girlfriend on the set of a new commercial. Than there was their heated exchange when Chauncey blamed his diminished Ho-Ho sales in 87' because of the color of his cake. Than there is Fruit Pie, the Magician. Even through all of this skill in magic, Fruit Pie could never gain the attention of the consumer...maybe it was his products needs for an acquired taste...or his well known magic trick to make his unidentified filling stick to the roof of your mouth and/or favorite shirt. Or it could have been when the "Magician" was caught in the act in one of the back rooms of the bakery freezer with TWO of the male Donettes Penguins! (for the record, i have no issues at all with same-cake relations, what these snacks do on their personal time is their business) Anyway, ALL of these factors all lead me to believe that there could be an internal power struggle and that Captain Cupcake is at the bottom of it. Corporate embezzling? maybe. Cake envy? definitely. I'm going to keep an eye out for this one, because these secrets can't be kept for ever, and the truth WILL come out when this whole thing Sno-Balls...snack on that my friends.
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